Out of Mac's mouth

I need a haircut because my hair has hair balls on it.

I farted in my bed. It's easier to fart in your bed, daddy.

I like baby Nora's rip on her belly button.

Nora doesn't have hair. papa mike doesn't have hair, only me, moe moe, mommy, good momma have hair

My room is adorable and not at all messy.

Mommy, my heart is loud

See? My belly does roll.

I'm a go getter

I got stuck on flamingo's head.

When I'm bigger and my head is bigger I will get more muffins.

I made a big poop like a banana

Daddy, what the good gracious?